“I’m sorry, but we have no tea or jobs to offer you.” – Mr. Penguin (The Manhole)
Please don’t call regarding employment, or we promise we will go “Gehn” on you.
If we get resumés that aren’t related to a specific available position (see above) they are (and this is gonna sound harsh) considered unsolicited, and we can’t promise to retain them or reply at all. Sorry.
(We love you all, and appreciate your support. We promise to let you know if we get any other openings.)